Terms of Use & Disclaimer
By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms. If you do not agree, please leave immediately and reflect on your life choices.
1. Nature of This Project
D’s Nutz is:
A parody
A satirical media project
A joke
A commentary on crypto culture
It is not:
An investment
A financial product
A security
A promise
A roadmap
A plan
A solution to anything
Any resemblance to seriousness is accidental and should be ignored.
2. No Financial Advice
Nothing on this website constitutes:
Financial advice
Investment advice
Legal advice
Tax advice
Life advice
Advice of any kind
If you are making decisions based on this website, please stop and consult:
A professional
A trusted adult
Literally anyone else
3. No Offer or Solicitation
Nothing on this website is:
An offer to sell
A solicitation to buy
A recommendation
A suggestion
A wink
A nudge
Any digital tokens referenced exist independently of this website and are presented solely for informational and satirical purposes.
4. Assumption of Risk
If you choose to interact with blockchain technology, you do so at your own risk.
Risks include, but are not limited to:
Financial loss
Confusion
Regret
Having to explain this website to someone you respect
We are not responsible for outcomes resulting from your decisions.
5. Intellectual Property
All content on this site — including text, visuals, jokes, raccoon lore, acorns, and nut-based humor — is owned by D’s Nutz or used under parody and fair-use principles.
You may:
Share it
Quote it
Laugh at it
You may not:
Misrepresent it
Claim it promises anything
Use it to sell seriousness
6. Third-Party Links
This site may link to third-party websites.
We do not endorse, control, or understand those sites.
Click at your own risk.
7. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, D’s Nutz disclaims all liability for:
Losses
Damages
Missed opportunities
Bad decisions
Printer toner depletion
Emotional distress caused by raccoons
If something goes wrong, it is not our fault.
8. Jurisdiction
This website exists on the internet, which is lawless, confusing, and mostly vibes.
Any disputes arising from this site shall be governed by applicable laws where such things are unavoidable.
9. Changes to These Terms
We may update these terms at any time.
Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.
Final Disclaimer (Read This One)
This project offers no rights, no guarantees, no promises, and no expectations.
It exists to mock hype, not generate it.
If you are laughing, you understand.
If you are confused, that is expected.
If you are taking this seriously, please stop.
Managed operationally by three raccoons in a trench coat. Legally, this sentence means nothing.